Send me back to the Blumpee Page!

Sweet Satan: By clicking on your name I beg you to allow me back into the 2002 Blumpee Open Webpage!

Freeze in the snow or burn in HELL!

OK - you wouldn't be here if you weren't interested - so ask yourself, "Where WOULD I rather be?" If you enjoyed the Winter of 2000-2001, then you are an eskimo, Lapplander, Siberian or just plain nuts!! So go the Blumpee 2002 webpage by clicking on "Sweet Satan" to your left on the page.

If you are that crazy you probably cheat at golf.

"What?", you say to yourself as you stand accused! That's right, buddy! Don't you believe me? Well, Ace, do you ever fluff up the ball in the fairway? Tell me, Chief, do you watch the ball sail over the white stakes (out of bounds) and go drop it where it went out? Maybe you take a "Mulligan" here and there, eh Sport? Let me tell you something, Pal, you are a cheater if you answered any of the above. So go read the rules of golf sometime. Until then, go join the other cheaters at the Blumpee Open website, and I'll see all of you unrepentant cheaters in HELL!